I don’t care about AYP. Does the school have an art room with supplies?
I don’t care about AYP. How many field trips does the school offer?
I don’t care about AYP. Will my child experience a rich music class?
I don’t care about AYP. Does the school value physical health?
I don’t care about AYP. Is there a committed and caring school counselor in the building?
I don’t care about AYP. Is there a full time librarian in the school?
I don’t care about AYP. Will my child get to engage with rich literature?
I don’t care about AYP. Do the teachers have the time to wipe my daughter’s tears?
I don’t care about AYP. Is my child considered a human being in need of human care?
I don’t care about AYP. I don’t care about AYP. I don’t care about AYP.
Therefore I will OPT OUT until…
my school has an art room with supplies.
my school takes field trips.
my child gets to experience a rich music class.
the school values physical health.
there’s a committed and caring school counselor in the building.
there’s a full time librarian in the school.
my child gets to engage with rich literature.
teachers have the time to wipe my daughter’s tears..
my child is considered a human being in need of human care.
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AYP is wrung from the sweat and tears of children-High stakes testing USES children-it does not help them-if we wanted to HELP kids we would provide them with everything that Chalkface just outlined-its not rocket science-its painfully clear-and sad as well
All the issues brought up in the song are valid, but AYP is not just a neutral measure of academic progress as many people think. AYP is based on an arbitrary cut-off on state tests which are often very badly written by private companies that make a profit off all this testing. AYP has little meaning when states can dumb down their test and change cut-offs. AYP has little meaning when no independent agency is reviewing tests for validity and reliability, AYP has no meaning when tests are culturally biased – disproportionally harming low income and minority kids. AYP is a joke. I care very much about AYP because it is driving all the problems that this poem brings up. I agree that Opting Out may be a way to change the paradigm… but the paradigm to change isn’t just the narrowing of curriculum and the lack of support in schools… it’s also they whole concept of AYP.
I think you bring an important counter perspective to the heavily leaning test craziness. I wish for the day that we can all care about the many things you mentioned AND AYP. We should never have to choose one or the other.
Thank you!